There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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black people. that is all...

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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if you read this you are gay

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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