Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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