A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Sonic

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Where is my tractor?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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