why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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