Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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