It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Hi what I lug you

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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