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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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