What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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