- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Bacon is delcious.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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