- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Poop

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Knock Know! Come in!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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