- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

i have a christmas tree.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

kill yourself

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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