Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Bacon is delcious.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

How old is your mom Dead

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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