What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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obama

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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