You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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