Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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