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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

a man walked into a bar....

your mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away