Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

The jets are a good team..

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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