whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? hope

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

My friend harris is fat.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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