What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Catholicism.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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