Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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