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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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