- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

The Barackness Monster

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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