- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Your Mom!!!

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Okay, after this one then...

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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