A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Obamacare

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock Know! Come in!

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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