Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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