- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

racism...deal with it!

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

an athiest walks into a church

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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