Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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racism...deal with it!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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