Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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VAGINA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What comes after 69? 70

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a man walked into a bar....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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