roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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all hail based mark

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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The MLS

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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what happens every day? People die

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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