Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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