An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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My friend harris is fat.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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