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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

racism...deal with it!

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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