- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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