Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Women.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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