1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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