A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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