Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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The Barackness Monster

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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