The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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What color is red paint? Red

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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TELL

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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elen degeneres is straight....

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Winter

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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