A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

sharks

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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