Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Catholicism.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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