- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom!!!

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

F? No k

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Is maynaise an instrument?

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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