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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the fish say after he

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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