- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

look under under where under under where. under the couch

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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