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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A man killed himself.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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