Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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