Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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I'm Jewish

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Nickelback

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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