What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Caca.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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what has genitial warts? me

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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