once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Justin Beiber

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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anal seepage

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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