why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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