There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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69 :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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