Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Hitler

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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