child labor

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Yock

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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