- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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