Womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

i lyk 2 eet pup

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops