Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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woman..parallel parking

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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