- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Of course, first door on your left

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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