A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

what happens every day? People die

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Roses are red, Violets are violet

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Catholicism.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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