look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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