so the weather's nice...

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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soccer

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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