- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Seven

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

My penis is big... not.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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