- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Whats worse than a joke? This

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

your mom

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

im watching you..

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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