- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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