Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

gabbi nunez ;)

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

I woke up today

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Nuneaton..

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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