what has genitial warts? me

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Winter

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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TELL

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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