- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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