What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Gay Rights

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The WNBA

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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