Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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i lost the game

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Women's rights

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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pudding

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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hey John will you make some copies

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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