- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Moo! I'm a goat!

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