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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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