- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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