What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's circular and round A circle

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

a seal walks into a club.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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