A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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all hail based mark

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Hi what I lug you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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