- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

A French man gets into a fight

Hitler

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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