What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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pauls tuck

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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