How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Anti Joke

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