Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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how did the man die he didnt

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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