- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

what happens every day? People die

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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