Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Catholicism.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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