Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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