How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Nuneaton..

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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