A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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