- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A French man gets into a fight

Justin Bieber

Hitler

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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