- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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