- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

feminism

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why was the woman?

womens rights.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

all jokes aside...

its snowing on mount fuji

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