Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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