- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Politics

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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