What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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I'm Jewish

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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