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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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