you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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