Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Nuneaton..

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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